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Today I'am going to write  jokes¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

First joke:

- Fat patient: Doctor, I want to lose weight fast. 
 
- Doctor: It is very easy, just keep shaking your head, left and right.
 
-Fat patient: All the time? 
 
-Doctor: No, only when someone offers you food. 

Second joke:

- Question: Why are blonde jokes so short? Answer: So men can remember them wissen. 

Third joke:

 Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him

Fourth joke:

Little Johnny asked his father, "Dad, can you write in the dark?"

His father said, "I think so. What do you want me to write?"

Little Johnny replied, "Oh, just sign this report card for me..." 

I finish writting jokes,I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT¡¡¡¡¡¡BYE¡¡¡¡¡¡